Step aside female celebs, Miley Cyrus and jog on Madonna, Britney and Christina – because there’s a hot new faux-lesbian couple on the radar. Saucy older lady actress Helen Mirren puckered up for a lip-to-lip peck with saucy younger lady actress Bai Ling at the premiere of Love Ranch in LA – and they look to us as if they’re really getting into it. The eyes are closed, the lips are primed…it’s all very civilised, but brillaintly naughty at the same time. Now if only R-Pattz and Taylor Lautner would do something like this at the Eclipse premiere tonight. Now that really would up the eyebrow-raise factor.