Blonde Female Celebrity Lindsay Lohan was never an ugly duckling. In fact, she was much more lovable before her metamorphosis into a drug-addled, kombucha-swilling swan. But that hasn’t stopped the old child star from being pissed that she wasn’t considered for the role which won Natalie Portman an Oscar. In a profile of Lohan publicised this week in Plum Miami magazine, reporter Jaqueline Powers says that Lohan told her she studied ballet until she was 19, and because of this she was “indignant” that she was not considered for the movie Black Swan. Well, I was on the basketball team in sixth grade, but you don’t see me going around complaining that the NBA draft passed me by AGAIN this year. It would have been pretty impressive to see Lindsay make out with Mila Kunis though.

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